Close to an aneurism...

ok..I probably spelled it wrong..but who gives a sh*t..this is a stupid post..but if i don't get it out of my system..I will have a f*cking aneurism..u know the head explosion thingy...

If I turn on my radio and hear ONE MORE BLACK EYED PEAS SONG...WHETHER IT BE:
"MY HUMPS", LUMPS..WHATEVA
"U KNOW THAT U LIKE MY STYLE"..BLAH BLAH..
AND THEIR LATEST:
"THE BRAZILIAN SAMBA SONG"...FEATURING THE 'LA LA LA LA' BY MISS 'I WET MY PANTS' FERGIE... I WILL BE FORCED TO BE HOOKED UP TO AN IV OF TOLERABLE SONGS...

Don't get me wrong...I used to like the Black Eyed Peas...like 3 albums ago..but I read an article in entertainment weekly basically saying they had to sell their soul to the devil and give up their moral values...just cuz they wanted to sell more records..let's face it..no one knows about their 3 previous albums (which by the way..didnt sell much..but were critically acclaimed..and I personally think ..were their best work)...and now they are like ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!!
The bad part...it's not like i hate them...but no matter how hard i try to avoid them...i know their songs!!!!
Like the other days..me and Mary were on the phone precisely talking about how the 'hump' song...has us bananas..and then we were like saying how we would only sing to men the verse that went:
"spending all your money on me ..and spending time on me"...
I cursed her all day for having that verse on the tip of my tongue the rest of my work day...
DAMN U MARY!!


JESUS CHRIST...

and another one on my "will u please not play that song again" is:
James Blund/blunt...what's his face:
"your beautiful" song..it's nice..it's sweet..but it's being played over and over and over..and the guy sounds like he has a terrible nose congestion...

I wish I had a radio station...
and that answers everyone's question as to: "Damn..why do u buy so much music?"

Cuz I dont wanna go have a convulsion while i'm driving...

and i'm not even gonna go into the Puerto Rican "Reggaeton" Revolution...where men 'rap' about how women are dogs and need to get hit with a stick...(actual verses of actual song)...I recently heard a real nice one about how he likes it when and i quote: "ur thong is wet"..unquote..at 9am while driving to work...almost killed a pedestrian...

speaking of pedestrians...today..twice...two pedestrians came out of nowhere to try and cross in front of me...

People, I am blind..I wear glasses...I am a fierce driver...do not pop out of the middle of nowhere to cross...and then cross as slowly as u can..because u figure u haven't annoyed the shit out of me yet (yes...I decided to write 'shit' without an asterisk..who gives a crap)...
Pedestrians here in Puerto Rico, suffer from the "sacred cow syndrome"..it's where they think they live in India and are sacred cows not to be reckoned with...then they give u the "can't u see i'm crossing the street" glare...
I may have a mini-van..but if ur gonna pull a bullshit move like that on me....ur a** is worth 100 points in my "Need for Speed Game" Puerto Rico version:

cats, dogs, animals in general: 1o points
larger animals, like cows: 30 points
other cars: 50 points..
people: 100 points..

dont get me wrong...i am a good driver...excellent driving history..no tickets..no violations..never been pulled over...except for the time my mom ..yes my mom..decided to wear her seatbelt in a funny way...and the cop pulled us over and lectured my mom on the proper seatbelt wearing procedure..and how she would fly out of the windshield if she didn't obey that...i can still recall my mom gritting through her teeth: how thoughtful of u mister officer...

anyway...point being...pedestrians have crossing points...don't jump out from behind a dumpster...while on the phone...dazing into 'la la land" and assume that just because u have done this I have an obligation to stop...
no matter how much u physically resemble a cow...this ain't the India..and I ain't Abdul Kalam...

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