Hey...

Still here..with my vest..my boat and my paddle..

I'm swimming..and rowing and the whole nine yards..

Thanx to all for the well wishes..

As corny as it may sound...today is a new..fresh new perspective and outlook...

So..as the Beatnuts would say:

Watch out now!!

So today's Friday's Four is brought to you by a lil' book "A" gave me called:
"IF YOU.."

And it's got tons of cool questions to make ya' think...

so....

If you could have the number of anyone..famous, non-famous, living, dead, etc...who would it be...and what would you tell em'?


Here's my top four:

1. Carlos Beltran.....New York Mets Player..

"What the hell happened last night??? You just stood there...with two on base..the game in your hand, hell the World Series in your hand...and you struck out...now only did you strike out you just stared at the ball!! I'm very dissapointed...very..."

2. The Caveman from the Geico commercials..


"Really..what were you thinking when you took the gig..?? You are not funny...in any shape, form or fashion...get a new agent...and lose the Hawaian shirts...ASAP"


3. Joan Rivers...
"Hi..Joan...you are scary. No..not scary..Frightening...I don't know from what animal's ass they are removing skin to put some on you and what torture device they are using to pull back what's left of you 120 year old skin...but it's creepy...you now resemble ET...your eyes are so far apart I might mistake you for Vera Wang..."




4. God...

"Um...Hey...God?...call you 'J'? Ok..sure...um..J...yeah..I'm doing good...yeah...I'm starting to make mends...yeah..but I just wanna let you know that I kinda of need a clue here...a flashlight, some type of sign...cause you know I walk blind folded most of my life...you can hook me up? fog lights and all?...your sending back up, ASAP? wow...that's quick...thanx...oh oh oh, one more thing...do you think I can forward my subcriptions to Entertainment Weekly up there? Oh..you already get it there...oh...great...ttyl"


So who would u call?


*****

My weekend..

still a clean slate....there's this church thing on saturday I would like to go to..but Miss C is still sick..so we'll see...

Sunday there is this Emcee competition...some preliminaries to see what Emcee is gonna respresent Puerto Rico..it's gonna be held in a 'cock fight ring'..very creative...let's see if i can get there....

as for the rest...World Series starts on Saturday...so I'm rooting for Detroit..yeah..the same team who kicked our ass...I know..I know..

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Thought for the weekend:
"Speak your voice..no matter how much it shakes"

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