....I like to lie....

the obsessive compulsive liar strikes again...

"Mom..look!! I took all of my vitamins!!"...

mind you, she was standing next to the trash can...the trash that had just been emptied out...

Her face of delight turns into complete fright as I approach the wastebasket...and peer in...

Her vitamins all sunnyside up in the can....

::sigh::

What is it with the whole lying thing?????


Any suggestions...???

I had to scratch out the vest that gives high voltage electro-shots due to a possible call from Child Services....

but any other ones are welcome...

*****

Last night, after the whole lying thingamabob...we headed to bed....I thought it would be cute if I put on some bunny ears and hopped to the bed and tuck her in...

Miss C though otherwise...

In a very frank...'getoveryourselfyouoldridiculouswoman' tone..."You are NOT bunny...you are a MOM...please turn off the light".

She knows how to suck the fun out of my evening.

..............going back to her lying issues(excuse my lack of coherance today)....me and Vader were talking last night about this....and she mentioned something that got me thinking...

"She always lies when it comes to food and vitamins"

(We've caught her saying she has finished her food, only to find it in the trash).

"You know Vader, you are right..."


::pause::
::pause::

"Well, then I think you should take her to the doctor...I think she has...whatdoyoucallit???....hmmm...BULIMIA!!...yes...I think it might be BULIMIA.."

Brilliant...
I don't know who happens to be more retarded...Vader for saying it's Bulimia or me hearing out her theories on why she came to that conclusion....

Tyra if you are reading...sign me up for your show....

Bulimic-Autistic-compulsive-five-year-old-liars...and the mothers that nuture them...
today at 4...


::rolls eyes::

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