open mouth, place foot

"Would you like to walk tomorrow morning?"

I don't know what got over me as soon as those words came out of my mouth, I wanted to run into the middle of the street and lay face first into the scorching pavement.

I had asked my boss out on a morning excersise date.

Her eyes opened up in excitement. "Thank you. I really would like that. I don't have a walking partner anymore. See ya tomorrow!!"

I had just sold my soul to the devil.

In Steve Madden's clogs.

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