This is a cautionary tale to all future mothers, that means you Empress, so stay away...
What other way to start the celebration for Mother's Day than to stay up all night cleaning puke from your 5 year old.
Puke on the freshly place sheets, comfortables, pillows, pjamas, legs, arms and hair.
At 3am.
Then have a second screening of "Lé Puke" at 4:00am, followed by a special earlybird matineé of "Nowmytummyhurts".
Ah...the pure essence of mommyhood.
Hood in all it's components.
Happy Motherhood day!
Ship, we deserve a whole fudging decade!!