"Mom...your armpits smell..."

"Then don't smell them.."

"Mom..?"

"What??"

"Why don't you smell my butt?"


WHERE IN THE (*&^%$# WORLD DOES SHE GET THESE THINGS FROM???

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In other wonderful news....the Yankees have been eliminated....ain't I surprised..

Insert Sarcasm HERE...

Boston starts the division championship series with Cleveland on Thursday...I don't know what's worse..rooting for Boston...my arch rival or rooting for the team that kicked our asses...

::le sigh::

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THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF EARLY IN THE MORNING...

IF YOU DON'T HAVE CHANGE..WHY OH WHY DEAR BEJESUS DO YOU GET IN EXACT CHANGE ONLY LINE IN TH TOLLBOOTH...

and then...

YELL OUT TO THE TELLER IN THE BOOTH IN THE NEXT LANE...THE LANE YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN TO BEGIN WITH...TO BRING YA' SOME CHANGE...

and the worst part...

the lady in the tollbooth brings her the change...

why not let her body rot in the lane so she can learn a lesson...and have us other drivers honk our horns excessively until her ears begin to bleed....

Ok.
I'll stop.
I'm not supposed to be violent.
I'm not supposed to be lots of things...

but deep down inside...I know you feel me....

admit it....