So, we're playing make belive. I'm a vet and she brings me her "pets" to be cured.
It's fun being the vet, because I can sit on my butt all afternoon and take lunch breaks.
She brings in her "hurt puppy".
I immediately took care of it and just as she was exiting my "office", she turned around to say goodbye and she let one rip right there...
She looked shocked.
I said what any respectable Vet would say:
"You better get back her and let me cure you too...and your underwear".
She giggled..."That's a good one, that's a good one".