"Miss C!! I swear if you leave one more toy on the ground I will pick it up and....."

::quickly interrupted by the kid::

She places hands in form of puppet and opens and closes her hand like a mouth..

"Blah Blah Blah"

::immediate gesture of opening my eyes as wide as a freezer fish::

"What did you just say?? I know you did not just..."

::intercepted, again::

"Blah blah blah".

I kid you not, I don't know where in hell she learned this.
I kid you not, that I wanted to die of laughter but had to remain firm on my "G.I. Jane" mom look, to prevent this behaviour from happening elsewhere.

"You stop that!! Right this minute!!"

::the kid gives me a huuuuge smirk::

translated into:

"I gotcha good, didn't I?"

Remind me to have a lobotomy when I mention the possibility of having more children in the future.