It read: "Instant Bronze Tanner" ....."Get Dark Quick" "Natural Bronze"....

So I put it on and decided to enjoy a day at the beach....

Only I ended up looking like a shrimp....a very shiny red shrimp...or lobster...your choice....

My forehead looks like 4 feet wider than it is...

The oompa loompa look does not fit well...

there won't be any pictures of that...

Or pictures of Miss C toe nails...painted very delicately with PURPLE NON-WASHABLE Magic Marker...

She quicky ran to me to show me her beautiful nails...

"Look mommy!!! Just like you !!!"

I guess my initial reaction wasn't very good....because she went running off in tears...

I found her in the bathroom, with her head in her hands, tears streaming down her face.

I had no choice but to console her, get as much magic marker off with alcohol and forget the whole issue...

Do you have any mommy mishaps you've just shrugged away????