"Here they were having a promotion thing this morning and they were handing them out, I thought you might like these".
Vietnam hands me 2 packs of Oreo Cakesters.
"I can't eat them. I'm on a fast".
"Well then just put em in the fridge and eat em' when it's over".
He means well, I know he does...but:
ARE YOU SERIOUS..? KEEP THEM IN MY FRIDGE!!!!
To further the humiliation:
"Hey...I just brought over some fresh baked bread, have a bit!"
Has the devil moved in and I didn't receive the *&^%$(*^&%$ MEMO!??
I went upstairs and prayed.
a lot.