My sister in law..(True's sister) sent us some gifts this weekend...(she lives in NY)

She was so adorable to send us oodles of stuff...lotions, nail products, jewelry...and lots of toys for Miss C as well as hair barrettes and books...

among the things she sent me, was a thong...

*silence*

a pretty thong in fact...

Miss C saw the thong...

She squealed in delight as she rushed to put it on..

"Ooooh mommy..what is this? a pretty thing!! ...for the beach??? yes, for the beach...!! with butterflies!!"

insert mommy's face of utter shock..

"Um...it isn't for the beach...that belongs to mommy".

"What do you want it for?" she questioned...

Oh sweety...you don't wanna know....

"run along with your ponies darling..run along".

******

we are always saying we are gonna beat her butt when she misbehaves...

we have now learned that we should change our tactics...

"Mommy...?"
"Yes honey"
"Grandpa broke something....call True..he kicks grandpa's butt".

I fear social services now...
Like hardcore..