So we're doing homework...

Miss C is on shapes.

But not basic shapes...she's like on cylinders and spheres and cubes and such.

I didn't have those things till college...

ok.
I kid.
Not college.
But sure as hell it wasn't kinder.

So she has to identify all the cones from various drawings.

She decides to quiz me.

"What's this mommy?"
"Cone"
"Good"
"And this?"
"Cube"
"Good"
"And this?"

It was a drawing of a speaker.

"Um...Um...sweety, I don't know"
"What is it mommy?"
"I don't know"
"What is IT MOMMY!!??"
"I don't..."
"Mommy!! WHAT IS IT?"
"JESUSHOLYMARYMOTHEROFGOD I HAVE NO IDEA...A RECTANGLE!"
"Wrong...it is a rectangular prism"

Jesus Christ what kind of Kinder Curriculum is this?!