People...Office People..I am so f*cking closed for favors right about now..

You want a photocopy..wait..

You want me to write out a personal check for you, after I have photocopied several examples so you can learn to write your own damn check...wait..

You want me to talk to the operator an explain why you have not paid your phone bill...wait..

You wanna ask me if you should re-mortgage your house..wait...

You actually think I'm gonna take my time off to accompany you to the bank to tell them you are gonna have that late housepayment due any second...NO WAY...No Forsaken Way...!!

You wanna take my good pens and not return them....
You wanna take my phones and not return them.....
You want me to seriously injure myself every time I look and don't see a pen and wanna staple my eyes shut!

And here she comes again to ask me more questions...
Do I look like your personal secretary...??!! Pay me!!

I'm workin' here people...
People need to start pulling their own f*ckn' weight around...

::makes mental note to boobie trap the office door so when someone opens it, it'll explode and sever off limbs instantly::