"I ran into the lady who lives down the block..the crazy lady" Vader
"Uhuh?"
"She told me you went to her house, crying...and you told her you missed me"
"She did WHAT?"
"Yep..said you could not control your sobs...she said you were heartbroken"
"I've never once talked to that woman in the whole 6 years I've lived on this block!!! Is she effin'mental??!!"
"But she said you missed me"
Pause....
Silence...
And then....
Vader laughed.
And for that whole second...
The earth stood still.
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