Ok.
Here goes:
"Hey are you getting fat again?, cuz last time I saw you, you were skinny". asshole
"Yeah, I'm training to be a cow" me
"Are you offended?" asshole
"Um..my weight is not anyone's business..if I weigh 300 pounds and I am healthy everyone can fuck off, it's not like you're a GQ Model". me.
Complete and utter silence.
1 point for the Pudgy Girls , 0 for assholes everywhere.
Me and my 135 pounds are happy as can be!!
(See how fucking distorted weight can be!!)