"Mom, I think you should talk to bro before he leaves. "J" (ex sister in law), told me that he is already sleeping with someone else, and since you have more sensitivity and more tact, I think you should address the issue."
::mom cocks head back and yells::
"Hey...You better not forget to put some condoms in your wallet!!".
My brother scoffs..."OHHH Mom please"
She answers:
"Well, it isn't funny that you can get sick cause you did not protect your weiner!!".
::sigh::
So much for sensitivity.