Hello Baseball fans..including Miss C who now sees a game and shrieks:
"Basebol!! Go yankees!!"...I'll bet she'll trade em' for Boston once she realizes how bad we are playing these days...
On more interesting Baseball news:
The Mets have acquired "El Duque"
For those who don't follow statistics...Mets are in first place in their division...and with this new toy...that's gonna help them stay there, especially late in the season, I hope....(I have a soft heart for the Mets...nice childhood memories at Shea).
Guess who's in first place in my division...
U guessed right:
The Red Sox...
(Aimée must be shrieking in pure X-tasy)...
Yeah...those are my enemies...so now u can put a face to the names:
Left: Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz aka Big Papi...
Smile all u can now boys..cuz the season is just starting...
PS. Tonight Boston is kickin' the ass of some other sorry team...they're ahead 2 to 0, against Tampa I believe.
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On other exciting news...this weekend, I might get to see some sun.
Yes. I am going to the beach.
Yes. In a bathing suit.
I ordered a bikini.
I do not have an adecuate body for a bikini.
But really, I've seen worse at the beach and I am no longer intimidated.
I will wear my scars and stretch marks with pride. Dammit.
(Well, actually, my tankini doesn't fit anymore...boobs have out grown my top...and I couldn't order a new one online...so I had to get a bikini...::sigh::)
I am going to the beach on Saturday, probably with the Empress, who has a rockin' bod...but I'll just hide behind my Steven King's "Everything is Eventual" and hopefully no one will notice the extra flab...lol!!!
Lord knows I need the sun..I am like rockin' the two tone style now...cuz stupid ass me puts on tanning lotion on my arms and face..and doesn't apply on legs...nice pic huh?...
May I turn brown and my freckles multiply!!!
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And for the grand finale..me and my dad had a huge fight tonight...I'm not going into details..but he has pointed out that I am a miserable, unhappy bitch who will not loan him $20 bucks so he can gamble on horses...and that's the reason the "X" left me...
Gee, I never pondered that angle...lol...
He ended his argument stating that he is going to die within the next two weeks and that I am not going to be allowed to his funeral...
My answer: Too bad...I wasn't planning on going anyways...I've got shit to do.
I have just unleashed the "WRATH OF KHAN"...
Hurrah.