This cooking ordeal is begining to take it's toll.

If I fry one more piece of chicken..I'll cackle...

Yesterday evening I finished dinner at around 8pm...I was so sick of cooking and serving, I decided to eat a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles instead. Why r u taking so long? u might ask?...Well I get home around 6:30pm...put on cartoons, change into something more comfy...prepare dinner...try to pipe down Miss C who is determined NOT to eat ANY of the meals I have prepared...Fine u ungrateful lil' snob...don't eat...keep ur diet of potato sticks and 7-up...!..then I have to wait till the two men in my house decide they wanna eat...and I have to serve them, cuz apparently they have major problems with their arms and hands that impair them to pick up a spoon and serve themselves some rice and beans...fuckers...

Yesterday, I was so exhausted I went to bed at 9pm...didn't even finish the Yankees game..(but I read in the paper this morning we beat Detroit). Only prob. Miss C isn't accustomed to sleeping so early...so she keeps tossing and turning...until she eventually finds a flashlight to play with. ::Sigh:: So I ask nicely for her to stop. Of course, she could give a rat's ass as to my nice motherly plea. So I get tougher and she begins to cry. Now I'm really tired...trying to scramble to my feet and give her a bottle of milk to cease her rant. I decided to let her play and turn over and sleep. I do that until I feel something reaaaally went beneath me...No it wasn't pee...it was worse...Milk...Almond Milk...she spilled $2.39 worth milk!!! Christ!!!!!

I roll over and continue to sleep.
At 4am my alarm goes off...ZzzzzZZ...must take out chicken from the fridge...
6am goes off...ZzzzZZ..must condiment chicken before I leave...

This is a fucking bitch.

So today the meal was: yellow rice, breaded chicken breast and pink beans...the rice was awesome..but Miss C still declined my offer...

If my mom doesn't come back soon.....::sigh:: ..I don't know...

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On another note: Me and the "X" have decided to put our differences aside and celebrate Miss C's birthday.. We are not going to do something fancy...I am going to buy her a pool and get a grill and have a lil' backyard bash...I was thinking to get her My Little Pony decor...(yes I am a masochist) and let her have a nice time with both her parents around...Who says we can't be civilized?? I be sure to let u know if a bloodshed occurs...

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To finish off my day..."A" called early around 11am..said he was in the area and wanted to take me out to lunch...::gasp:: Not because he offered to take me out to lunch..he usually does...which is very nice of him...but ::gasp:: that I was going to see him, period. He's been kind of MIA. And I've been 'shortening the rope'...

But overall, it was nice to see him and he was very keen on seeing me...We had a nice lunch at this lil' Mexican place..where I had my usual tacos with no lettuce ordeal and he had some soft tacos with Cactus...Yes. Cactus. I didn't know u could eat that either. We bumped into a friend of his, who I happened to know as well as The Empress (she nearly freaked when I told her who we bumped into), and all three of us had a nice time. Until that is the 'friend' whipped out of his pocket a lil container with an uncontroled substance, with the same freshness as if he were whipping out a picture out of his wallet...LOL...sweet.

We said our good-bye's and "A" dropped me back at my office...
It was all good...

Viva Cinco de Mayo!! LOL!!!!!!!!! (insert hysterical laughter here______)