Well he's not too far away. He's never too far away. He's there hovering over my life, making sure that today when I went to get a fan, I picked out the box that had a missing part, realizing this when I got home, hence, making an extra trip to get it returned, and hearing a lady in the line say the following when I explained the missing part issue to the cashier:

"See, that's what ya' get when you don't check the boxes"

My take:
I put an imaginary gun to my head and pulled the trigger, with sound effects and everything! I think she saw me, cuz I immediately heard her trap shut up.

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Second thought of the day:
If it ain't about ya', mind ya own God damned business!