"Hahahaha!! It's mine...!! ALL MINE...MY PRECIOUS!! The last fucking popscicle and it's all mine!!!"
::circles in delight::
*CHOMP*
"Gee, this popscicle tastes real good" bro
"Yeah...well fuck you very much".
Boys definitely have the cooties....
::proceeds to finish off her bro-saliva-ridden-crayon-shaped-pop::